Let's take a walk instead

Day 1 In A&E

RAT ROOM 4

they let me sleep a long long time

I saw a lady from the mental health team who Spoke to me 3 days prior

Peripherally Inserted Central Catheter worked

I spent most of the time very dizzy

first 2 iv infusions.

iv 1: 1 Hr

iv 2: 4 hours

Day 2 in A&E

moved me to Women's section ward :: BayT08; Bed 5

The other real women patients didn't believe me to be real

iv 3: 15hr 45min

I learned how to take out my iv and operate the infusomat by myself

very loud and annoying lady named Ilene; Born August 15th 1957; Bed 7

she doesnt eat yoghurt. She doesn't eat Yoghurt. She Doesn't Eat yoghurt.

nurses let me leave to have cigarettes whenever i felt like it

went to Tesco Express across the road in my hospital gown to buy more menthol filters and a Coke

got an x-ray for my back pain

The radiologist said that the lead protection isn't the right type to protect from nuclear fallout

slept some more

I asked a nurse for sleep medication and they wouldn't give me any

just as I packed my things a fire alarm went off so I took advantage of the distraction and left for home.

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