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This product
This product relieves your pain
This product changed a man
This product takes care of itself
This product is bigger than any other product
This product is smaller than any other product
You dont need to wrestle with this product
This product has 3 times more
This product is unbelievably light
About 1 pound
Imagine using this product
Imagine having sex with this product
Imagine this product in your life
Imagine this product is you
This products design is patented
Nothing has every been easier
Life is easier
Having friends comes naturally
No one will fuck you over ever again
From £19.99 + £3.99p+p
Whatever the size
This product’s value is higher than what we’ll sell it to you for
Ask your operator
Ask for the extension to make this product even easier
Even stronger
Even longer
You can choose your favorite way to pay
If you don’t love this product
You’ve never known love
And you never will
Check this out
We tried to fuck with this product
We couldnt
This product killed us for trying to fuck with it
Im not a scientist but listen to this
When you turn it off
It really is the coolest
When I do this it can take it
When i do that it can take it
Well i really believe in this product
This is going to change the way people think
I used this product yesterday
This product used me tomorrow and now im in love
This product makes other people look like a huge waste of time
This product makes other products look like a joke
Tired of bending down to straighten it out?
Tired of tugging and lugging?
Tired of being constantly let down?
Act now
How much time and energy have you spent?
Dont lose

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